What's more, Conan Exiles has a 'Vanity Camera', toggled by pressing V, which lets you examine your character from all angles. This is about the point in the game where you'll notice the dong-and-sack physics POE currency trade , provided by the Unreal 4 engine. Have a look.

NSFW, more cock & balls from Conan Exile. I hope this is earning me XP pic.twitter.com/159udrkgIpJanuary 30, 2017

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warning, NSFW because of Conan Exile's cock & balls gif ok pic.twitter.com/H41VsIHy4jJanuary 30, 2017

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Thank gosh was finally able to craft some clothing so i'm not completely naked (note: nsfw still cock & bawlz) pic.twitter.com/c7YFiGnyaxJanuary 30, 2017

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If you're asking, the answer is yes. Yes, I did very nearly die of dehydration (in the game) while making gifs of my character's flopping pouch and jiggling wang. I can't help it! Physics are fun, cocks and balls are utterly ridiculous, and you just don't see them together in games that often. So I jumped, and squatted, and lurched, and ran, and turned, and hunched, all while taking in the majesty of a physics-enabled package.

Look, I promise I'll have a more substantial post on Conan Exiles in the near future. Presumably, the Early Access survival game has features and activities beyond watching your character's pipe and nuts jumping and jiggling all over the place. And hey, I did craft a shirt, but I'm making it a personal goal to never, ever wear pants.

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Funcom's incoming survival open-world sandbox adventure game Conan Exiles is due January 31. When it lands, it'll come with full mod support.

As detailed in a post on the game's site, mod developers will be able to download a custom Unreal Engine editor and will be to craft new monsters, weapons and whole host of other gameplay adjustments by way of modding tools. A mod management tool also connects to the Steam Workshop, allowing players access to the mods with the click of a button.